Let's just mail them a course catalog It seems that some legislator wants to know about University of Kansas courses that deal with homosexuality. The inquiry is anonymous, perhaps cravenly so, leading a number of people to speculate that this time it´s the right wing´s turn to attempt to abridge academic freedom. I haven´t seen the document in question, but published reports keep using phrases like ³courses which directly address homosexuality.² There has been no little hand-wringing about how to handle this situation. My solution is simple: comply completely. That is, send over a listing of virtually every course in the humanities and social sciences divisions, supplemented by the dozens more courses in the sciences, in journalism, in law, in medicine, which ³directly address homosexuality,² even if for only a few minutes per semester. I have seen no indication that the legislator in question is limiting his or her search to core content, so the University ought to respond accordingly. For example, Plato almost certainly engaged in behavior we would now call homosexual. Even if we ultimately decide that the sexual mores of fifth-century Athens had no influence on who is included in and who is excluded from the Republic, we need to directly address homosexuality to make that determination. Does Western Civilization I directly address homosexuality? It had better. Similarly, no Renaissance English drama course can possibly avoid homoerotic themes, which are explicit in Lyly, Marlowe and Jonson, and implicit in Shakespeare. And so it goes through virtually every course in the division. I teach acting. Do I directly address homosexuality? You bet I do. It´s not a core issue of the course, but I´ve assigned several heterosexual students to work on gay or lesbian characters, as well as homosexual actors to work on straight characters. I directly work with students to help them to lay aside preconceptions and stereotypes, and simply to play the role. To me, the ability to view the world through the eyes of someone with different life experiences is essential not only to good acting, but to a liberal arts education and even to adulthood. So let´s send over the complete catalog. Of course, I am fully aware that this is not what the legislator in question had in mind, but I´ve been telling students for years that I grade their papers based on what the say, not on what I think they meant to say. Should we have lower standards for state legislators than for first-term freshman? Surely legislators, of all people, ought to know the importance of precision in language. If the sound we hear is really the forces of ignorance pounding at the door, we can confront them now or cower in a corner and hope they´ll go away. I don´t think they´re leaving, though, and I for one have never been very good at cowering. Rick Jones Lawrence graduate student