"You probably decided to make this page because one day when you were
masterbating the gerbils crawled out of your butt and bit your tiny weener
off, destroying your favorite pastime. You aren't fit to eat Rush's turds,
no matter how much you'd like to, so why don't you go get your strap-on and
screw yourself with it you retarded little geek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
From: Muser44@aol.com
Date: 6-5-96
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