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The Pro-Life Encyclopedia
Patient File #301 (patient experiencing severe delusions)
Open the Pro-Life Encyclopedia, and read the Mein Kampf of the far right. No prayer and politics here; this is the book that someone might read before shooting a doctor. Read down the list of over 100 chapter titles for a chilling look into the dark side of far-right beliefs. After you are done reading about abortion: ("Chapter 11: ANTI-LIFE IMAGE SANITATION THROUGH HISTORY REVISIONISM". . . "Chapter 50: FORCED ABORTION: ANTI-LIFE DREAM FOR THE WORLD"), there are chapters dealing with other Conservative boogy men: "Chapter 119: HOMOSEXUAL GROUPS: ORGANIZED SEX PERVERTS ON THE MARCH" or "Chapter 131: THE PERSISTENT MYTH OF OVERPOPULATION"
Stormfront
Patient File #302 (patient is beyond hope of recovery)
Home of the American Nazi Party...this site is plain sick, and has been fighting with the God Hates Fags site (see below) for title of "worst on the web". Are sites like this the price we pay for a free society? When glancing at this site, one may feel a hate towards these people as they feel towards you. If you give in to that hate, they have won.
The Patriot's WWW Page
Patient File # 303 (keep patient away from sharp objects)
A page put together by some people calling themselves patriots. Of what country, I don't know, but it certainly is not the United States of America! This site contains information on how you can go about withdrawing your state from the Union, as well as treatises on explosives, links to other far-right sites, and long-winded harangues against "fractional reserve banking" and the New World Order.
Church and State
Patient File #304 (patient suffering from hallucinations)
This site has an accurate name, Church and State, because to them there is no difference. If you were a big fan of the Ayatollah in Iran, or if you rooted for the State in "Handmaid's Tale," you'll love this site! Chock full of hate for anyone who doesn't narrowly conform to this group's perverted notion of Christianity. Features a newsletter, editorials, and links to other far-right sites (but without my witty commentary!). These folks might want to actually read their Bibles rather than using them as weapons...there is a certain verse that begins with "Render unto Caesar..." and also some stuff on this Jesus guy who cared for the poor and weak and preached love instead of hate.
The Gospel Plow
Patient File #305 (patient possibly dangerous)
Visit this site and see people who believe politicians serve "only at the pleasure of the King of Kings and solely to serve His purpose." This site calls the faithful to serve Jesus in the true Biblical fashion: By stockpiling weapons and ammunition and learning to use it on "the financial, intellectual, and religious elite." This site is full of useful information, including the "Christian Guide to Small Arms" which is yours for only $30 (what ever happened to Christian charity!) and only works with Windows 3.1 (Mac people will have to wait for the Rapture unarmed, I guess). If you can stop laughing long enough at these people's warped "Christianity" you can read selected Bible verse taken out of context, and links to other anti-government and milita sites.
The National Alliance
Patient File #306 (Paging Dr. Kevorkian...)
National Socialism updated for Netscape 2.0. This is the home page of "The National Alliance" and is laid out very nicely, with good use of Netscape 2.0 frames, excellent graphic design, and ease of navigation. But I'm not giving out HTML awards, this site was chosen for this list based on the sheer hatred contained within, as well as for overuse of the word "Aryan" (which appears everywhere!). The National Alliance is good old-fashioned Naziism, but with an American pedigree rather than a German one. Their principles include an Aryan society with adequate "White Living Space" (sound familiar?). You can read their magazine "National Vanguard," hear speeches online, find out who really rules America (the Jews, of course), and what do do about it (do you really want to know? Hint: it's already been tried)
God Hates Fags home page
Patient File #307
This is the home page for a "church" located in Topeka, KS which has achieved national infamy for it's practices, which include picketing the funerals of AIDS victims with signs saying (among many other things) "God hates Fags." (thus, the domain name). This site contains flyers, pictures of pickets, and other such thing. I can't think of any snidely humorous comments for this site, it is just too sick.
Update 4-16-97: Turned down by over 100 commercial service providers, this site finally found one disreputable enough to host them. The site has been updated with a new frames-based interface and a FAQ, but is still as evil as ever.
PATRIOTS for a CONSTITUTIONAL AMERICA
Patient File #308 (patient exists in own reality)
This author of this page seems stuck in a time warp. Never mind that Communism has gone the way of bell-bottoms and tailfins on cars; according to this gentleman, Communism not only is the greatest threat to the world, but its agents and provocateurs have infiltrated America's education system, media, and even the White House and FBI. This page features eye-straining, hideous HTML layout shouting about the "Bilderbergs" and other agents of the Comintern. Besides the grammar-challenged rants of the author, the site features links to articles with intriguing subject titles like "Missouri in the grip of Marxism!" (so that's why they sing "Internationale" instead of the "Star Spangled Banner" at Chiefs games!). Other features include "Clintons and Gang all Communists! Want PROOF? Click Here!" and "Are Certain Jewish bankers also involved in the Conspiracy?"
Zundelsite
Patient File #309 (patient needs straitjacket tightened another notch)
This site is the creme de la creme of Holocaust Revisionist sites. For the uninformed, Holocaust Revisionism is the branch of the kookocracy which attempts to "prove" that the holocaust never happened, and that the deaths of 12 million Jews, gays, Gypsies, and other "subhumans" at the hands of Nazi Germany is just a figment of the imagination. This site welcomes all members of the Flat Earth Society to come on in and examine the evidence. Quoth its (oxy)moronic creator, Ernst Zundel: "I am no gun-toting warrior! I am a militant pacifist!" Unfortunately, this site needs an Web Revisionist to eliminate the horrid blinking text, giant 200 KB gifs, and other crimes against HTML-anity. And, for those who like their Anti-Semitism in a to-go bag, the site offers a downloadable archive of the entire contents. They should be fair and offer a barf-bag as well.
The Eagle-Cross Alliance
Patient File #310 (review of patient's dosage called for)
The Eagle-Cross alliance laments churches that try to "save one soul at a time" and would prefer to "save" many souls at once...or send them to their Great Reward if they won't believe. The current problems with America can easily be traced to the "Council on Foreign Relations, the Bilderberg, the Trilateral Commission, the New World Order, the National Education Association, and the leftist controlled mainstream media." One sentence, 6 bogeymen, and a healthy dose of conspiracy theory. The rest of this site is just as chock full of exciting paranoia. Theocracy has never been so much fun!
The Christian Gallery
Patient File #311 (increase voltage during shock therapy)
Looking at this site's title (and the Michaelangelo on the main page) you might think that you have stumbled upon a site dedicated to Christian artwork. How wrong you would be. This site is rather the home of something called the "Creators Rights Party," a group advocating the replacement of our government with theocracy reflecting their beliefs (where have we heard this before?). The party platform has such delightful planks as "Legalized Abortion Makes Every Christian in USA a Hypocrite" "Bottom Line: Arresting Faggots" and "Time for a Counter-Revolution." Finally, in a touch of amateurish psychosis sure to warm the hearts of crayon-wielding inmates everywhere, many pages on the site are entitled "Type your document title here."
The CNG
Patient File #312 (requested another 12 inches of padding in cell)
This is a neo-Nazi (excuse me, "White Nationalist") site with a twist. Rather than following the usual path of railing against the Jews and Blacks (through these groups are not ignored), the CNG proclaims itself an "anti-homosexual White Nationalist" organization. These isn't much unique to this site, the usual anti-gay tirades and hate letters (as well as a weird mixture of anti-Semitism and gay bashing), but it is interesting because it shows what many members of "mainstream" organizations like the Christian Coalition believe when you strip the civilized facade away.
The "Reverend" White's "Christian" politics page
Patient File #313 (No more pointy crayons)
This is a very in-depth hate site. This is no mere Porta-Potty, but rather a whole septic tank of stinking sewage. Among the site's many features are the "Negroid Research Institute" dedicated to proving that blacks are sub-human, as well as "World Faggery Exposed" in which this guy proves he is an equal-opportunity hater. Lest you think only gays and blacks get in on the fun, the site also has anti-Jewish rantings too. He also has a list of his favorite "terrorist organizations" like The ACLU and NOW. If you notice a familiar odor here, it may be because this site was created by the same group who created the "godhatesfags" site mentioned above.