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Failures of Conservatism

As amazing as it seems, conservatives have been opposed to most of the advances in American life the past hundred years. Read below for some of the things we now take for granted that conservatives oppsed at their outset. If you have an addition to this list, please send me e-mail.

  • The Civil Rights Act
      Before:
      Blacks could not exercise their right to vote, the were discriminated against in housing, employment, and were forced to live their lives as second-class citizens in much of the country.
      Why conservatives opposed it:
      It was a violation of "states rights", an interference in the marketplace, and most of all it was a violation of God's law.
      Since:
      Things have gotten much better for black people. Discrimination is illegal, and most importantly, those who are bigoted against blacks are considered social outcasts as well as being violators of the law. Conservatives today have come 180 degrees, and a few honest ones even admit they were wrong 30 years ago.
  • The Clean Air Act
      Before:
      Most major American cities had severe problems with air quality. In Pittsburg and other places streetlights had to be turned on at noon the air was so bad.
      Why conservatives opposed it:
      An obious government interference in Free Enterprise!
      Since:
      The air has never been cleaner than it is today. Forcing facorties to use filters on their smokestacks has made a huge difference in the quality of life for millions of Americans.
  • Women's Sufferage
      Before:
      Women could not vote. Period.
      Why conservatives opposed it:
      A woman's place was in the home. Politics was too rough for women. The Bible says so.
      Since:
      Women are actually considered equal to men these days. How radical.
  • Interracial Marriage
      Before:
      Person A could not marry person B if person A was a different race. Why conservatives opposed it:
      A violation of God's law. A radical re-definition of marriage. Immoral and unnatural.
      Since:
      Millions of couples who love each other have been able to get married. The Republic still stands.
  • The Fair Labor Standards Act
      Before:
      70 hour work weeks. Child labor. Substandard wages. Company towns. Hired goons "talked sense" into employees who dared to think about joining a union.
      Why conservatives opposed it:
      Another example of government interfering in the free market.
      Since:
      The minimum wage, the right to join (or not join) a union, the 40-hour work work, child protection, a safer workplace, and of course a continuous (for 30 years after the law passed) rise in the national standard of living.
  • The Consumer Protection Agency
      Before:
      Caveat Emptor.
      Why conservatives opposed it:
      Another example of government interfering in the free market (sounds like a broken record).
      Since:
      Well, now you can rest easy knowing that those pjamas you bought for your baby won't catch fire easily and the swingset you bought your little boy has to be built so it won't collapse.
  • Meat Inspection Laws
      Before:
      Rats.
      Why conservatives opposed it:
      Another example of government interfering in the free market yadda yadda yadda.
      Since:
      An outbreak of E-coli is a rare newsworthy event rather than a day to day risk.

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    You can bet that in 25 years the items listed below will be added to the list above. Conservatives have a knack for being on the wrong side of history.

  • Campaign Finance Reform: Money equal speech, and conservatives don't see any problem being bought out by those nice folks who send them huge checks. Campaign finance reform has been killed by the Republicans time and time again since they took control of Congress.

  • Health Care Reform: People might not want to government controlling all of the health care industry, but they don't like the idea of insurance bureaucrats controlling it either. Conservatives are gonna lose this one big-time, as they oppose even common-sense measures like allowing people to choose their own doctors and letting women stay in the hospital for 2 days after giving birth.

  • Gay civil rights: Take all those arguments above used against black civil rights and intermarriage and try again...that seems to be the conservative tack on this issue. They lost the first time, the second time will be no different.